one upon a time
there was a tag sale lamp
dark and dingy
left on a dusty shelf
forgotten and alone
but one day
ever the matchmaker
the savvy owner agreed
and whisking out her handy can of spray paint
completed the transformation in a thrice
when the grey lampshade
the end.
there was a tag sale lamp
dark and dingy
left on a dusty shelf
forgotten and alone
but one day
a thrifted grey lampshade
made it's way home
and thought to itself
why if only that old lamp
could be white and new
we might be the perfect couple
the savvy owner agreed
and whisking out her handy can of spray paint
completed the transformation in a thrice
when the grey lampshade
met the newly whitened lamp
they realized
that destiny
(and a 99 cent can of white spray paint)
had brought them together
and they lived happily ever after
the end.
