Alison Marie and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day(s)

last friday when i was pulling out of the driveway with

all the kids loaded up i

hit the gazebo post next to the driveway which

ripped the whole front bumper off the van which

meant that no errands were run or

groceries were bought and

 no present purchased for the birthday party my daughter was 

going to and 

which she was late for that

evening

it was a terrible horrible no good very bad day

on saturday it

was a warm sunny day so

we got gussied up to

have a friend take our pictures outside but

it all got cancelled when the friend's daughter got

the pukes and then i

realized that i had forgotten my work schedule and got a

telephone call from my boss who

told me that i wasn't at work when

i was supposed to be so

i had to hurry up and 

get there late and

had to stay at work later so

we rescheduled the whole photo shoot for 

the following afternoon which was supposed to

be sunny  and warm but wasn't and when i

got home that night my

back hurt and my

feet were sore and there were

extra children running and yelling in

my house

it was a terrible horrible no good very bad day

the following afternoon which was

today it

rained and rained instead of being sunny and

warm so no fun family photo shoot again and

then later i was

bidding on a vacuum cleaner on

ebay and then forgot and bought

another identical

 vacuum on ebay and

now i'm going to have two identical vacuums, actually

three since

i won the same vacuum on ebay last

 week and when it arrived it was broken so

i have to send it back to

get my money refunded but i threw away the

box it came in and now i

don't have another box big

enough and

i have to get up really really 

early tomorrow morning because

i have to stop at walmart on the way to

homeschool co-op to

get a birthday present for a

slumber party that happened three

days ago and

pick up two extra kids on the way whose

sister is too sick to go to 

co-op and

i'm pretty sure that my children have all forgotten to

do their homework which

makes me look like a bad

mother which

i shouldn't care about but

i do

it was a terrible horrible no good very bad day

tomorrow will

get better i

can only hope