the weirdest stuff you didn't know you needed...

i stumbled across

a new website today

kaboodle

and there i found

tons of stuff

and 

nonsense

that i never knew

even existed

and of course

my second thought 

was to share them

with all of you

fine folks

my first thought was

wow

this stuff 

is pretty weird

and a little

overpriced

but you might want

to grab a pen and paper

just in case

something you see

strikes you as the perfect notion

for that special someone in your life...

heartbeat necklace

i'm not sure what earrings would go with that

ideal for that 80s-inspired

music video

you've always dreamed of making

alien abduction lamp

would be the perfect compliment

to the leg lamp from

that christmas movie

and now

for the truly discriminating

imagine yourself soaking away

 in 

this

stiletto shoe bathtub

need a toilet fixture to match?

swarovksi encrusted toilet

for $20,000

either

(not both)

can be yours

but if you still require

a bit more sparkle in your life

keep reading

'cause it just gets better

swarovksi encrusted mercedes benz

a bedazzled benz

just for you

(if you have to ask how much

then you can't afford it)

happy friday